Titlebook: Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers; Best of Blogs Alan Graham,Bonnie Burton Book 2004 Bonnie Burton and Alan Graham 2004 Google.Informat

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Why George F. Will?,Hello and welcome to the Moment of Truth, the owl at the pet store you should have bought and taken home with you because now you and your nation of helpless ankles are plagued by the nipping of a sea of rats.

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Darth Vader Made Me Cry,When I was seven years old I received the best Christmas present ever: a copy of The Star Wars Storybook. On the inside front cover my parents had written “To Matthew—Merry Christmas in 1978. From Mother and Daddy with lots of love.”

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Romance,I’ve always had a terrible time believing in romance. When I was 9 or 10 years old I remember giving my parents a little survey to try and figure out what they had in common—I truly didn’t understand what kept them together. I came to the conclusion that they stayed together because they both liked to play cards.

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Known In The Gates,My history as a vigilante is long and storied.

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Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers,So yesterday I’m driving to work, listening to Radiohead’s “Hail To The Thief.” And the song playing is a song called “Where I End And You Begin.” I think it’s a song about sex, myself. Where the sweaty genitalia meet. Yeah. That’s what I believe all right.